HEADLINES

TX Whiskey - United By A Spirit (2021)

If wine is the blood of christ, this is the blood of a Texan

To the Texan go the spoils

Sea Island — Summer With Wonder (2024)

The best chapter of your child’s future memoir.

Watch your little princess become a jack of all trades.

Phones are permitted, they’re just hardly ever used.

Bridle a horse, unbridle your spirit.

Cholula — Make It Interesante (2025)

Only a chicken wouldn’t put it on their eggs

From a land with no word for bland

Spicy isn’t a flavor

FreshDirect - Food Your Way Through Winter (2020)

Ahh winter, time to crank up the eat

Keep your bread toasted and your buns toasty

Hunker down with several hunks of cheese

It’s not cuffing season it’s roasted turkey and stuffing season

Pot pie a chicken and don’t leave your coop

Don’t waste the salt on the sidewalk, it won’t make it taste any better 

Bush’s Beans - That Bean Is A Bush’s (2024)

Kinda beans make your taste buds start speaking in tongues

Don’t stand behind ‘em, they got some kick

Flavor you can smell from three counties away

Susquehanna University - The Launchpad for Massive Potential (2023)

One day your name will be bigger than ours

Commonbond - Lighten Your Loan (2022)

Take the rate off your shoulders

Lower your interest hate

Smash your own debt ceiling

Redecorate your finances

Pay less isn’t just for shoes anymore

FreshDirect - Blow Your Freakin’ Mouth Away (2019)

Flavors so rich they’d scam college admissions

Veggies so green they’d be vetoed in senate

Cherries so red they interfere in elections

Peaches so plump your boyfriend hits follow

Berries so juicy they twerk in your mouth

Harry’s - Engineered For Enjoyment (2020)

Your favorite bar is soap, now

A Harry’s morning lasts all day

It had to cost something so we chose next to nothing

Turn a 5 o’clock shadow into happy hour

A shave so enjoyable your armpits are worried

No wonder the hot water’s all gone

Cointreau - The Brilliant Order (2024)

It’s chic to specify

One cocktail, trés intelligent

Cointreau, s’il vous plaît

For Eyes - Where Eyes Smile (2018)

Eye exams should be as scary as a kid in a costume

We turn eye frowns upside down

Our eye doctors aren’t heroes. They’re much more super than that.

Find the eye doctor you’ll want to see forever

The Pork Board - Pleased To Meat You (2023)

The rich meat for the common man

Start hoggin’ all the flavor

Everyday and twice on Sundays

Mercy Health - Health Care For The Universe Of You (2019)

If one heart stops, a dozen may break

Every patient means the world to someone

The only thing more contagious than your sickness is your health

Rockport - Made For Movers (2016)

The average runway requires 32 steps. The average day requires 9,000.

We put ourselves in your shoes before you put yourself in ours

Your comfort zone just got way bigger

Cramps are not your style

Vita Coco - 1.5L Breakfast Bottle Launch (2015)

More potassium than a 🍌but less awkward to consume

Twice the sugar? No way, OJ.

Coconut water for breakfast. Orange juice for dessert.